that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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