Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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