Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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