im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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