Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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