I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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