I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize
