last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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