fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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