so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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