yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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