White coat. Heels.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
this will be a night to untag.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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