Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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