I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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