was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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