All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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