I'm really into asian looking animals
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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