I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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