I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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