he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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