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You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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