I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Randomize
