i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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