He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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