Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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