If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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