operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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