If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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