So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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