I want to have your abortion
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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