Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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