..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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