PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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Oh Jesus.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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