I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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