my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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