Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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Vodka?
Forever.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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