A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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