some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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