i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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