Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Randomize
