normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
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