Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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