I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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