At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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