around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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