wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She just used a chaser for red wine.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
