I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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