How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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