I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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