: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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