so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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