Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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