i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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