There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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