she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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