The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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