I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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